I Heart Jesse James

Jesse James married Sandra Bullock this weekend. Why I care I do not know. It's funny how we feel celebrities are our friends, isn't it? When I heard the news I reacted immediately with a great big WTF. Jesse James is the coolest dude around, and Sandra Bullock is, well, a dweeb. Sure, she's hot in that girl-next-door kind of way, but how did she hook my favourite bike-building heart-breaker? The man behind West Coast Choppers and Monster Garage is married to the girl from Speed and 28 Days? The man with "Pay up Sucker" tattooed on his hand and a $100 bill tattooed on his back is going to spend the rest of his life with Miss Congeniality? Bullock's got bullocks on him.