Sub Club Sinks

Subway is ending its free sandwich promotion! By the end of the summer, Subway stores across the globe will no longer be accepting stamps for sandwiches. Why? Because some kids finally figured out how to counterfeit the damn things. Some stole rolls of stamps and sold them on ebay, while others made their own. Took them long enough. The sub club, introduced in the 80s, is one of the longest running promotions in retail history. Subway's replacement: The Subway Card. Good thing I'm a Mr. Sub fan. I think I'll give my cards to a homeless guy or two.